New disease: Gonorrhea Lectim
Max sent me a warning about this:
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease.
This disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").
Many victims contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this troublesome disease.
Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim
include, but are not limited to:
- Anti-social personality disorder traits;
- Delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor;
- Chronic mangling of the English language;
- Extreme cognitive dissonance;
- inability to incorporate new information;
- Pronounced xenophobia;
- Inability to accept responsibility for actions;
- Exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado;
- Uncontrolled facial smirking;
- Ignorance of geography and history;
- Tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies;
- A strong propensity for categorical, all-or nothing behavior.
The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago in a Texas Bush.
Max says he's "stopped telling political jokes. They kept getting re-elected."
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